Eighteenth Entry in the Charles Daniels Unauthorized Programme Guide O' Babes Serial T - Galaxy Fun - Episodes: 1. Four Hundred Broads 3. Card Hock 2. Trick Of Feel 4. The Exploding Present The Dropdeadgorgeous and the UglyBastards are stranded on a planet in Galaxy Fun. The Doctor finally sees his chance to get some and decides to help the Dropdeadgorgeous babes dominate the universe. Steven and Vicki warn the Doctor that the Dropdeadgorgeous are evil warriors maidens bent on universal conquest even more than the Dustbins, however the Doctor already knows that but doesn't give a toss. Vicki and Steven help the Uglybastards much to the Doctor's annoyance as he is making precise calculations of the physics that makes the Dropdeadgorgeouses' bust size possible. However all is not as it seems. The Doctor is taken to a giant "preparation" room where he believes he will enter the Dropdeadgorgeous orgy sphere, but instead salad and raw carrots are flung at him! The Doctor is to end up as stew! Apparently the Dropdeadgorgeous are tired of their diet of twigs and leaves and want some real food. The Doctor assures them he will taste gamey, yucky and old but no one much pays attention. It seems the entire population has bulimia and figure he won't be with them long enough much to care. Finally the Doctor is saved when one of the Uglybastards comes around looking for a date and all attention is focused on mocking him. Escaping away from the hungry alien women he meets up with the Uglybastards and tries to come onto one of them but his heart really isn't into it. It turns out that Dropdeadgorgeous plan to steal the Uglybastard's ship and leave the planet which about to explode. The Doctor considers the moral implications of leaving a race of beautiful space vixens to die in the destruction of an entire planet and momentarily feels guilty until he remembers that he didn't get any. From that moment on he is dedicated on helping the Uglybastards escape. Book(s)/Other Related - Doctor Who In Galaxy Fun Babes Of Galaxy Fun - Glossy Wanker Edition Doctor Who's Adventures In Doin' The Nasty Vol. 3 Fluffs - Hartnell seemed confused for most of this story Maaga: Will you help us now? Doctor: Oh ahh, yes, of course I've been busted..I mean I must voluptu..volunteer..I must come around to helping you, yes, but I prefer mountains to walking anyday. Fashion Victims - The Dropdeadgorgeous may look nice but their large collared outfits with armour plating and multi-layered cloth with large poofy.. OKAY! OKAY! The outfits don't really look that bad, they look kinda neat in an alien fashion kinda' way but why can't we get scantily clad space vixens?? Can't they have some super skimpy battle bikinis? Where is the justice? Goofs - The Dropdeadgorgeous and the Uglybastards both speak english even though they are both from a galaxy far far away long long ago. Maybe they should speak alien languages but then this story would be even less sensible that it is now and there would be lots of annoying books on how to speak "Babese" and "Uglybastardon" and we should keep that to Star Trek. Technobabble - The Doctor explains that the Dropdeadgorgeous bust line grows via a mysterious force he calls the "fun time expansion theory". Dialogue Disasters - MAAGA: The Dropdeadgorgeous will conquer space. We will hold the universe in our vile grip. All will be subservient to us. DOCTOR: Oh thank god! STEVEN: (Whispering) Listen. I can't hear a thing! DOCTOR: Exactly, exactly. You're deaf my boy you can't hear. I have the ears of a mountain gorilla. STEVEN: Eh? What are you on about? DOCTOR: What? I didn't hear you. DOCTOR: (Annoyed) My dear young man, this isn't a joy ride! This is a scientifically kinky expedition! STEVEN: Oh come off it, Doctor! You can't be scientific all the time. Anyway, uh, you look as if you could do with a good quickie. DOCTOR: I say you look rather sexy for a..no, no, I can't do it, you really are an Uglybastard, dear me. Dialogue Triumphs - DOCTOR: Importance lies in character, and what use is made of intelligence. But getting some ain't bad either! Now go away, I've got to fix the Kinkitron for the Dropdeadgorgeous. Dropdeadgorgeous MAAGA: You realise I am your leader and dominate you? Dropdeadgorgeous #3: Yes Maaga. DDG MAAGA: You realise we must have lots of dialogue that has subtle bondage and submission overtones, don't you? DDG #3: Of course Maaga, that is without question Mistress, if you say it is true. DDG MAAGA: If you do not follow me, obey my orders, you will be punished. DDG #3: Happily Maaga. Rumors & Facts - It has often been said that Galaxy Fun represents a brave and bold leap forward in the diversity of Doctor Who. The audience at the time was delighted to see the Doctor give up all pretence of morals and correct conduct in the hilarious and boundless quest to finally get some. However again the Doctor fails completely leaving him to try for immoral adventures elsewhere. The modern fan is more inclined to believe the various myths about this story - such as that the Doctor lands on the notorious planet of the nymphomaniacs in this story, which, sadly for everyone, simply isn't true. Also there is more appreciation for Vicki's extreme frustration as everyone is falling head over heels for the Dropdeadgorgeous and she is repeatedly mistaken for a young boy. Even though most of this story is missing, a secret X-rated clip was stored away by some hard core fans (hard core fans of Doctor Who or fans of hard core simply isn't known at the moment) and has recently been returned to Sleeve Boberts and will be released in an upcoming video release[1]. It is rumored that one of the Dropdeadgorgeous was a famous Hungarian pornographic film star who was later jailed for inappropriate conduct with a rubber hose, this is not completely true as she is Austrian and it was later determined that the rubber hose in question did not have any objections to their scandalous relationship. [1] This has been included due to the extreme currentness of this news, thus insuring this guide will be comically out of date within a matter of months.