Nineteenth Entry in the Charles Daniels Unauthorized Programme Guide O' Licenced To Kill Serial TA - Pissin' On The Unknown - Episodes: 1. Pissin' On the Unknown The setting is the planet Kipple, which is quickly filling up with shredded documents and general thrash from the Space Special Security Service. Agent Max McCoy Starkiller is sent to figure out why the planet is so unnervingly tidy after they've done their best to mess it up as per usual. Almost at once disaster strikes; his crew are cleaned to death one by one by giant green scrub pads which infest the planet. But what Max McCoy Starkiller discovers is rather damned obvious to the viewers at home: The Dustbins are present in force on Kipple and their intention is to unify tidy alien races to wipe out humans. The planet Kipple is perfect for Dustbins as no matter how many times they clean it it just gets dirtier and dustier. Max McCoy Starkiller is subjected to mini-vac torture until he dies but a tape containing the information he gathered survives. This is an unusual one episode story, does not feature the Doctor or any of the regular cast, and serves merely to confuse people trying to follow the episodes week to week. Book(s)/Other Related - Where The Hell Is Doctor Who? Dustbins Planet Kipple Colouring Book For Children and Sad Fan Collectors Dustbins On The Planet Kipple - The Musical Record LP Fluffs - Hartnell seemed absent for all of this story Dustbin: I am a Dustbun! HMM! Where the hell is Doctor WHO?? Fashion Victims - Max McCoy Starkiller looks like an ultra convincing secret agent except for his goofy fish shaped tie with blinking lights for eyes Goofs - The Dustbins announce their super secret, must not fall into enemy hands, plans on their city loud speakers, CNN, and the Daily Mirror - somehow Max McCoy Starkiller doesn't hear of a word of it until the last minute Technobabble - The Dustbins note that Max McCoy Starkiller as a "Cleanability Factor of Five". Dialogue Disasters - Starkiller: Space Security Service, licenced to kill, destroy, annihilate, exterminate, eradicate, and terminate. You know, that sort of cool stuff AND I get the bitchin' Porsche. Dialogue Triumphs - DUSTBIN: Tidy And Clean! Clean And Mean! The Dustbins Will Rule All! Rumors & Facts - This was indeed a confusing story. It was a one week cutaway from the main stories and thus was mistakenly identified as "Urine Cutaway". This all comes from the fact that Max McCoy Starkiller, faced with no other alternative to rebellion decides the least he can do is to take the piss with the Dustbins, literally. Urinating on a Dustbin is seen as a great insult and thus explains the cruel fashion in which Starkiller is killed. Again there were rumors that the Doctor had a long last been gotten rid of like everyone else in the cast to this point, however much to the disappointment of rabid Starkiller fans he never returned mysteriously from the dead with no explanation like just about every villain in Doctor Who history. It was long rumored the Production code T/A was for Galaxy Fun and while this would make a hell of a lot of sense, it isn't factually correct. (Disclaimer: Not be be taken seriously or orally, if rash occurs stop touching there or contact the Doctor)